If Your Dog Could Text...

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

When the booty flakes are this big, two scoops is way more than the recommended daily allowance. Still, if you're into that sort of thing and don't mind living a little dangerously, fill your boots. There's plenty to go around!

Not to be confused with spastictastic which is something completely different, splitstastic is an expression used to embody the pure awesomeness of attractive ladies doing the spits. You'll never look at ladies in the same way again.

Hipsters are a strange breed, especially the ones on Tumblr. They love their vague and over-emotive desaturated photoshops on that site. There are just so many of them, they needed culling. Ergo. They were ripe for trollin'

Sometimes you go out & drink yourself into a tinsel strewn, bed-sh#tting, marker-ridden, man-hugging mess, & here are those results! If they want to put people off drinking they should show these to kindergarten kids to scare them senseless.

You can never have too much of a good thing when it comes to cute chicks, it might be true that two's company, but three's definitely a number i want to surround myself with if ever i get the chance.

Although it's creepy to watch people sleep and it's creepy to stare at young girls, we trust the viewer has nothing but thoughts for the quality of beauty sleep these teenage girls are getting - NOT! - Sleep my pretties, sleeeeep...

Splitstastic is an expression used to embody the pure awesomeness of attractive ladies doing the spits. You'll never look at ladies in the same way again.

Well...it's epic isn't it? When these people thought about the image they wanted to project, do you think they cared what anyone thought, about society & its "rules". Do you even think they get ready with a light on? Of course not.

It's official, Lilo has begun her 90 days prison sentence - I wonder if she'll join the 'Bling Ring' or become some big dykes sex slave, or start some nakie bitch fights, we can but hope!

There are some things that are undeniably hot. These are not those. This is a collection of failed attempts to look arousing. A tutorial in the art of the turn off. If you want to know what unappealing looks like, look no further.