If Your Dog Could Text...

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

A perfect derrière is just like a succulent steak, something you want to get your teeth into but it has to meet the following criretia: Juicy, no fat and something that just melts in your mouth!

Stealing food is from the communal fridge is kinda annoying, but isn't exactly bank robbery and leaving a notes like this will only entertain the thief, and his friends, and the internet. It's a cruel world.

For those of you who are without a girlfriend to cuddle during these long summer nights, don't despair, there's hope for you yet! Believe it or not not all of the cute chicks on the planet are taken.

You may've thought your hair was pretty crap when you were younger, but it probably wasn't anywhere near as tragic as the ones on display here.

If you are not a fan of Spongebob then the title will have no relevance whatsoever to you and you can just enjoy the wonder of nature's beautiful creations (in bikinis). But always remember kids, Spongebob ROCKS!

So, just to put this all in perspective, the pope (god's representative on Earth) quits his job, lightning strikes the Vatican, then scientists cure aids. Is god trying to tell us something? Ponder that while lolzing at these pics.

If you live in the first world you're probably toiling under a constant barrage of earth shattering problems that only other people who live in the first world can empathise with, like these. Here's to you, you poor unfortunate souls.

Defending the Galactic Empire and fighting the Rebel Alliance can take its toll and so when these guys get a day off they like to relax, even if they have to stay in uniform. So that means breakdancing, feeding the pigeons, going fishing, the usual.

It's one of the most pleasurable pastimes on the whole planet, it's free, you can do it as many times as you want (with the victim's consent) and it will always leave you with an enormous......smile :)

Sometimes a picture does paint a thousand words, but really, only one is enough to set off a signal in your bain that your convictions about stereotypes were all true. Maybe it's time to leave this planet. Far behind.