Zipperfaces

It might not be the most original fancy dress costume, but it's pretty easy to put together and pretty damn effective. All you need is a face, a knife, some guts and a zipper to glue to your face afterwards. Enjoy!

We love looking at them on the big screen but we love them even more when they are out of their clothes and splashing about in the water - Even without make-up and digital-enhancement they still look awesomely hawt!

If you are not a fan of Spongebob then the title will have no relevance whatsoever to you and you can just enjoy the wonder of nature's beautiful creations (in bikinis). But always remember kids, Spongebob ROCKS!

Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that the following females are bone-fide geeks, but we can assure you they are cuties using stripped-down computers, or is it the other way around? Either way it's a combination that may prove too much for some of you?

Twitter is full of ferociously fit females. Seriously, it really is....Honest! If you're lucky you might find yourself following one who likes to post hastily taken self shot pics of her in her undies, like this collection of socially active sweeties.

As the old saying goes, "you don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire", if you did you might drop your stroke & run screaming into the night. I guess you could avoid the horror with a brown paper bag, or better yet, a Halloween mask :(

Eric Cartman might not be a fan of the Titian look but with the likes of Alicia Witt and Faye Reagan on their side, if you're not dreaming of daywalkers by the end of this gallery then I'll eat my hat. And dye my hair red.

I'm guessing that if you're a busy hard-working journalist with deadlines to meet then sometimes you just don't notice the perverted prose you are inadvertently writing, or then again, maybe you do!?

We all have friends of the opposite sex, right? You know the kind, the one you pour your soul out to when you are drunk and keep an eye on when she is drunk...The one you secretly want to date, but you know she just wants to be friends.

Ample assets & toolbelts, nurses with burgers, nakie barbecues, ample assets & bigger lagers, bikini car washes - They're all here and they're all pretty dreamy...

Just because you joined up doesn't mean you'll be spending all your time running around wielding exciting bits of weaponry. Luckily there's all kinds of fun and japes to be found in the armed forces.