Zipperfaces

It might not be the most original fancy dress costume, but it's pretty easy to put together and pretty damn effective. All you need is a face, a knife, some guts and a zipper to glue to your face afterwards. Enjoy!

More exciting than watching your first child being born whilst walking on the moon on an IV drip of cocaine, or winning the superbowl & then discovering you have superpowers. Too bad you won't remember it in the morning.

A collection of sexy, fit, flexible chicks in bikinis doing handstands! Even 007 is getting in on some of this action!

It's a strange item. One that evokes amusement wherever it goes. Perhaps it's the strange expression on it's face or perhaps it's just the general absurdity of the thing. Either way, it's awesome and I want one.

The key to looking classy & sexy in Russia seems to be to look like an oompa loompa and live in a town near chernobyl. Barbie cloning gone wrong. Nuclear devastation is the only answer for most of them!

Life goes by pretty fast, and if you don't stop and look around once in a while you may miss it! Who said that? That's right it was Ferris and not this epically lazy dude who missed everything!

Not to be confused with spastictastic which is something completely different, splitstastic is an expression used to embody the pure awesomeness of attractive ladies doing the spits. You'll never look at ladies in the same way again.

They say a picture paints a thousand words, but words alone will never fully describe the weirdness of these people's faces, in the pursuit to catch the ultimate 'slip' of your buddies and upload them to the interwebs.

What the hell would we do at Christmas if chicks weren't invented, can you imagine? Without mammaries of mass distraction man would probably have time to invent clean energy or annihilate each other, just for kicks!

Getting a tattoo is a very personal thing, so get it right. If you're going to get something indelibly inked under your skin, visible to all, you'd better make a statement. Something meaningful. "I like McDonalds" is a perfect example.

It's an odd combination but a strangely pleasing one. Attractive women in flight suits, attractive women in flight suits next to planes, women in cocktail dresses next to planes. ME GUSTA.