Expectation Vs Reality

It's always difficult balancing expectation and reality, unless you sell fast food, in which case you just don't bother. Take a picture of a delicious meal and serve your luckless customer a pile of dogs eggs.

You meet a different class of female at conventions. It breaks the ice about conversation starters - you already know they are into the same thing you are. Genius.

A collection of jaw dropping doppelgangers. Genetically identical girls that constitute grade-A fantasy fodder. Personally, I'm holding out for tripplets.

It's the land of the free, home of the brave, birthplace of the American dream and host to all sorts of other freaks. Somewhere along the way the dream turned into a nightmare that some people haven't woken up from yet.

It might seem like yesterday to you but if in reality it was SO last century, can you remember all those daily things that you couldn't bear to be without (before the internet came around?). Time to get nostalgic.

A dose of creative street art in the morning can really brighten your long & arduous trudge to wherever it is you need to be at 8am. If i saw any of these masterpieces though i'd probably take the day off.

Lets face it, when you are a celeb you can pretty much get away with anything, even murder (OJ anyone?), it's only when you look at the paparazzi photos you really see what they have been getting up to!

"Houston, we have a problem" - I love a toned chick, but when she has a six pack and guns that would put you to shame then you know that this girl means business!

Cometh the DuckMen! It's time to facepalm hard & not want to live on this planet anymore because Duckface disease has now started to permeate into the human males of the species. We're well & truly 'ducked' people. Be afraid.

You can't have a good computer game show without some cosplay characters on parade brightening up your day and when that event is held in Tokoyo you just know it's gonna be a bit special.

What if Marvel Superheroes sold out to corporate sponsors? Well, aside from Wolverine making enough dough to coat his adamantium skeleton in a blinging diamonds, they would probably all look like this...