Fifties Photoshop

Back in the fifties before they had photoshop they used to use paint. Not MSPaint, actual paint. Crazy huh? Still, it beats the alternative - a realistic depiction of female beauty in the media. That'd be terrible.

It saddens me deeply to see how many of these are guys! I thought this crap was only infecting our women. Kill them all with fire.....*WAIT! Make it a stake through the heart, just to be sure!

One of the few joys of living in New York has to be the cab rides, entrusting your wellbeing to a man who has a name on his taxi license that would, in any other situation, make you laugh so hard you'd wet yourself.

Rule no.1 ladies: Never f#ck around with what nature has endowed you with, if you have been bestowed with ample assets then celebrate the fact that you will be gazed upon and adored like a goddess by all mankind.

Nothing does it for me more than beautiful women with big bazookas and big guns! How she keeps from popping out of that top has physicists stumped.

Most of these weddings were catered by KFC and decorations were provided by Walmart. It's not the kind of lasting memory you'd want to look at every day - Be careful Ackbar, marriage is a trap!

Time to witness pure evil, right down to correctly applied eyeliner, torn fishnets, asymmetric hair and a huge appetite for cake and abject misery - And you thought you had it bad!

Girls & guns, what better combo could there possibly be?. Not that it matters, there's something about a woman with a weapon, it instantly gives her attitude despite the fact she doesn't know how to take the safety off.

Getting caught staring at a plunging neckline or curvaceous booty is one thing, but if someone manages to immortalise your indiscretion, you may end up being laughed at on the internets. The shame!

It makes the world go round, it can't buy you love (actually i think it can), and it's the root of all evil (apparently), OR, it can be folded - A seriously creative use of Origami - I have a feeling the Queen of England would not be amused !

Some are professionally done, others look like they've come straight from a deviant art page or from the front of the artist's mom's fridge, but that doesn't mean they're not awesome, especially the Gaston/Belle swap.