Terrible Taxidermy

Dead animals stuffed with sand is kind of a grim concept. I don't know who came up with it but I'll wager they wet the bed well into their twenties. Strangely enough taxidermy actually gets better, the worse it gets. Observe;

This is stunning, voluptuous beauty at it's best! Jordan Carver has the most amazing bikini fillers I've ever seen!

Not many people like being the odd one out but some people have the cahones to stand out from the crowd, un-purse their lips and change that duckface into a maniacal grin!

A round of Epic Bodges for your guffawing pleasure. Ranging from the pretty clever looking quick fixes, though to the outright idiotic and acts of stupidity we all know the general public are capable of.

These are the celebrities most in demand every time you type their name into our favourite search engine (is there another one?). There are quite a few surprises as well as the token lesbian to feast your eyes on.

Some of the planets most atrocious fur fancying FAILS in human form. What at first glance might look like a convention for football mascots is actually a a hive of scum, villainy & sexual perversion that'd make Fritzl want to upchuck.

A creepy collection of beasts and slimy things that got waay bigger than they should be. You may ask 'what the hell are some of these things?', but you probably don't want to know, just pray you never meet any!

We all have friends of the opposite sex, right? You know the kind, the one you pour your soul out to when you are drunk and keep an eye on when she is drunk...The one you secretly want to date, but you know she just wants to be friends.

Sometimes, if you look at things completely out for context you can't help but think to yourseflf "WTF is going on here!?!" - On those occasions someone may well be doing something that seems logial, to them. Maybe?

Another collection of snaps sullied by silliness. Some are intentional and posed but the best ones are those that just happen spontaneously.

Like most beauty treatments, if you can tell that someone has had cosmetic surgery then they've not had it done right. Unless they're like 103 trying to look 25 again, in which case it's inevitable...Prepare to enter the freak zone. OMG.