24, 28. BUTT BUTT BUTT!

American Football, or yankee hand-egg as it's known to the rest of the world, is just a sport like any other. With the addition of lovely ladies in lingerie however it transcends the mere boundries of sport and becomes AWESOME!

This would definitely be top of my 'things to get before someone chews off my arm' essentials. I just got to get me one of these before the dead decide to rise, you can never be TOO prepared!

Loyal, obedient and almost the worst shots in the universe. Apparently they are second only to sand people, jabbering leprotic looking lunatics. Still, those costumes are cool and they get to hang out with Vader.

If you type 'Beauty' into Google, you won't see many black faces, because Google is racist. (It's true, honest.... Google it) Here on Slacker we're equal opportunities oglers & we love black beauties.

Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that the following chicks are bone-fide geeks, but we can assure you they are cuties using stripped-down computers, or is it the other way around?

With all the photo manipulation going on in the media some people think they are creating an unrealistic image of unobtainable beauty that is harmful to your average celeb's self image.

Ok, i know what you are all thinking, grab a branch from the ugly tree and beat her until she loses all of the lard she is carrying and starts to look better. WRONG! Stand back & look & you will be amazed!

This Brittish hottie's smoking body certainly knows how to perfectly fill out a bikini. I'd be her cabana boy any day!

WARNING: Looking at these images of church announcement signs out of context will leave you in a situation where you will never be able to look at one ever again without trying to figure out the wrong hidden meaning. Epic.

It's amazing just how much fun you can have with just a window, landscape, and a few pens. From such simple things, a creative mind can conjure up and offer up a batch of greatness that truly has to be witnessed.

Advertising is balls. It's a fact. When you see a branded bit of content you tend to sigh heavily and attempt to block out the messages, jingles and catchphrases. It's about time someone subverted them in the name of lolz!