Just Keira Knightley

She might not be the most curvaceous of actresses but there's definitely something about her. Maybe it's the posh British accent or maybe it's just her willingness to get all dressed up as a pirate. Who knows?

Not all human beings of the XX chromosome have the urge to do the duckface when they be self-shooting in the bathroom/bedroom mirror. Some reckon that a smile and some tight clothing will just bloody well suffice.

Awwww, 'Monday', doesn't the thought of it make you want to jump out of bed and grab the week by the scruff of the neck and say "THANK YOU, I LOVE WORKING!", thought not, me neither. Here's some pics to numb the pain.

If only chicks were like clothes, you know, you could walk into a shop, pick out something that looks nice & go into a changing room to try it out for size. Of course you'd know how much it was gonna cost you before you bought it!

If Hasbro had thought to do this back in the day, they probably would have gotten a lot more boys into buying My Little Ponies! Actually, THANK GOD they didn't!

Everyone loves bacon, except for maybe religious types and vegetarians, but they don't really count as people anyway. The rest of us love bacon and aren't afraid to say it. Then there are these guys, who take it a little too far...

What is it about cats that makes them so damn mellow? These cats just lay there as people place tons of inappropriate stuff on them. Are they stoned on catnip or something?

Like Brando in 'The Wild Ones' - "What are you protesting?" Reply: "Whatcha got?" Sometimes you have to take a slightly humorous approach to really get the message across. Sometimes you just wanna protest and have fun.

We love looking at them on the big screen but we love them even more when they are out of their clothes and splashing about in the water - Even without make-up and digital-enhancement they still look awesomely adoreable!

We ALL know someone like Kyle, you know the type, the spotty nerd with glasses & no friends who eats alone at lunchtime in the school canteen. The only difference is Karate Kyle will destroy you!

As the old saying goes, "you don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire" - I guess you could avoid the horror with a brown paper bag, or better yet, a Halloween mask :(