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August 29, 2016
then you can distort them as you please.
Moustache On People's Court
It's not easy being this guy. Not only does he desperately need a little emancipation and a few solid hours sleep, but also MOUSTACHE. It's not easy being him, due to large quantities of MOUSTACHE.
Tom Selleck's Moustache
Tom Selleck's Moustache has escaped and now this iconic tash is running rampage across a whole bunch of cult movies. What to do? Well, might as well sit back and admire it's classiness on some unlikely victims.
Everyone knows pizza is better when you've got a fat 'stache on your face.