Get out of the car!

Is she still alive??

Almost run over by a Train

Sure looks like those guys wanted to push him into that oncoming train, damn

Moose tries to outrun a train rather than run out of the way

Probably not the smartest course of action for it to do, but hell, it's a moose!

Trainboat

It's a train, it's a boat, either way, it's stupid

The Flood Train

Water over the tracks or not, this conductor doesn't care

Epic Train vs. Flood!

Don't mess with a train, not if you're water, fire, earth, wind, plague, swarm of locusts, anything. Trains are badass. Just look at the wave this one creates, if only I were there with my surfboard - I would've been crushed like a bug. Awesome.

Malasian man pulls a 7 car train with his teeth

All around the world, dentists cringe.

Female Train Conductor Leaves Mic On

Guy mounts a train horn on his car

People just jump out of their pants after hearing this thing blast

Indian foot traffic has no time to wait at this train crossing

Holy crap, I'm amazed more people don't die!

Dude hacks the train station's screen with his Nokia

It might be fake, but this is still a sweet vid.

One of these doesn fit

Someone couldn't afford a nintendo!

Man Races London Subway Train

And by race it means he runs from one station to the next to try to beat the train before it gets to the stop—can he do it? You'll have to watch and find out.

Dumb Kids Lie Down on Train Tracks

Whether it's a train dodge or a train duck, this is an incredibly stupid.

Why Should Women Train Jiu-Jitsu?

Well, other than so you can be a total badass, there are lots of reasons why women should learn Jiu-Jitsu, like so they can render people unconscious in bars.

How (not) To Pick Up Girls On A Train

If you are currently using the method for picking up girls then i'm sure your results may vary-- but my guess is that the outcome will likely be exactly the same as this dude. Unless she is partially blind of course?

Air Miles Madness

Have you ever fancied flying to an exotic location in a train - Surreal !

Tantric Tannoy-Tastic

This put's a whole new meaning on 'The trains coming !' - ROFL !

Trainspotter Nearly Creamed By Train

A British train enthusiast focuses on the 2:30 to Bristol and nearly ends up catching the 2:35 to the After Life. Proving i guess that some people (idiots?) would literally die for their passion!

Idiot Plays with Train

This is what you call dicing with death. A few more seconds and this guys wouldn't been squished onto the front of this rocketing train like a fly on windscreen. Skill? Luck:? Idiocy? idiocy......Maybe.