Epic Bird Poo Hits Girl Eating Ice Cream

This bird can fly away happy in the knowledge that it has done something very productive and worthy, and no doubt its fellow birds will congratulate it suitably for such a perfect and well-placed poop.

Watching an English peep show is about as interesting as watching Harry Potter...

Right, you better get watching straight away, because this list will take you quite some time - it’s time to lock the basement door and start torrenting right away. And you’re not allowed out until you’ve seen every single one.

It just goes to show that teddy bears & fish can coexist. But then something...something dreadful happens. This video will tear out your heart & brutally stomp all over it, but be brave little teddy. Be brave.

This bird sits on a car's windshield wiper and refuses to be wiped off. There's an 80% chance this bird is evil and a 20% chance that he just needs a ride to the Petco.

Internet Explorer was the standard browser to begin with but things have changed a little since then. So these developers tell us what they think about it and how excited they are to start using IE 9. Total fantasy!

Google have got your back with their fully autonomous car. OK, so this is just a prototype and it’s probably going to be about another 10 years before you can buy one, but still, you can walk everywhere until then.

We all like to have a little excitement in our lives, a little rock n' roll, like getting a tattoo done, but you may have unwittingly contracted Hepatitis C, a blood borne disease.

You might have thought he was named after the MK devs Ed Boon and John Tobias. Well, he was but coincidentally he is also a total NOOB. He'll stop a fight midway through to check through the instruction manual.

If you're the type to get excited about pretty pixels then you'd better reach for the cushion of modesty as the latest Crysis game engine is just visible on the horizon. It's all leafy and lush.

Even a hardened biker gang member from hell has got to start somewhere. But eventually, it’s time for a real bike. Put the toys away and grow up. This was filmed on a closed course with stunts done by professionals.