1 Girl 1 Bowl Of Water

It's a classic prank executed to perfection. Watch & learn guys, because if you pull this one off on valentines day your chick will love you forever. What seals it on this beauty is the ass slap, once he has got her holding the stick!

Stovies, in case you didn’t know you uncouth heathen scum, are a Scottish delicacy containing the rarefied ingredients of potato, onion, & left over meat, stewed in beef dripping and then eaten.

If you want to hire someone you can run over, throw off a building and generally beat the living crap out of, you could do worse than calling this guy. Here's a preview of what you can do to him if you hire him.

Never listen to boring old nursery rhymes again, now you can rock out to Humpty Dumpty :)

Uh... sounds like Eli forgot what to say. - LOL

Unfortunately, the cameraman is probably going to have to erase that tape unless he wants audio proof that he crapped his pants.

Sometimes you can take things waay too far in the pursuit of impressing chicks - His crotch is now officially a fire hazard, which just gives girls a perfectly legitimate reason to avoid it.

A little known but tragic disease also know as the 'Duke Nukem disease'. It's difficult to estimate the number afflicted but it's thought to be many, far too many.

A news anchor calls the weather girl sleazy while on the air and she runs with it.

A BMW goes airborne after clipping the car in front of him but still manages to escape the huge highway accident he creates.

I've no idea where this is but the delivery driver definitely has the right idea. Instead of hiring someone to drag stuff of the back of his truck, he does it all himself, the easy way!