Not So Clever Russian

PLEASE do not try this at home - EVER! We actually have no idea what this guy is trying to do but he almost blows himself up trying to do it. Those long winters in Russia really are dangerous.

The Slow Mo Guys, Gav and Dan, head to Alabama to show you the mechanical workings of a fully automatic M4 Carbine with holographic sight as it fires 30 rounds in just over 2 seconds.

Well, what the hell did they think was going to happen? Maybe he just shouldn’t put a highly flammable liquid on a fire and expect it to not go crazy. Maybe.

All it takes is a little Bob Marley to chill this baby out. His first words were "mama," but his second word was "rasta."

Where has she put that finger? Is it in just her hair it's touched, or has it been anywhere else? With a woman doing this, it's hot, but if this was a man, it would be disgusting and I'd be puking up my pancreas by now.

Even without great big flappy hands, you can still play his music, but only with a bit of help from a friend. Preferably one who's got a good sense of timing and some woodwork skills. Great performance.

We all like to have a little excitement in our lives, a little rock n' roll, like getting a tattoo done, but you may have unwittingly contracted Hepatitis C, a blood borne disease.

He didn't qualify for the X-Games, but he did qualify for a discount on a hip replacement.

Yeah, she broke the bedpost, but give her a break. Einstein didn't come up with the general theory of relativity on his first try, either. But then he was a genius and not a blonde!

They don't make adverts, or for that matter wives, like this any more. Shame. That is the sort of thing I want to hear when my wife's playing with my rod.

Even soccer stars like Fabregas cross over to the dark side !