Is SHARKNADO Possible?

Well? Is it? No. But that doesn't mean that this ... bizarre ... attempt at cinema doesn't raise some interesting questions. Questions that might actually make you sleep better in your bed at night. Be (not) afraid.

Some people really have some weird ideas. I can think of many things that I'd like girls to be but noodles just aren't quite on the top of my list !!

Children, you can't kill them and you can't get rid of them until they go off to college. A lot of parents still believe in swatting their kids to keep them in line. If they took it this far, they'd never have problems again.

With Hollywood resorting to remakes of remakes of movies that were never very good in the first place, perhaps a feature length movie made of youtube cat videos would do well? At least it would break the formula.

This woman is hating on Stephen King, which is ironic really because she looks like something Stephen King might've created in one of his novels, something that came from hell. But that's Twilight fans for you.

It might look like an advert for eggs, but the bad news is that it ISN'T an advert for eggs. See how long it takes you to accurately guess what it's an advert for. If you guess right in 10-15 seconds, you probably already own one...

The Smith & Wesson 500 handgun isn't just a gun. It also makes a great juicer. Slow down time and all of a sudden nature becomes very interesting subject matter - Prepare to witness awesomeness in action!

It might not exactly be a muff-mobile, the ladies might not flock to it like flies to poop, but you gotta admit, it's pretty damn impressive that this thing can still move under it's own steam.

Eating celery when you could be pounding super hot wings and jagerbombs is quite possibly the gayest thing ever!!! Well that is unless to mock you pretend to suck off a stick of celery then make out with one of your friends.

Being stuck atop a rollercoaster would be pretty sucky. Still at least these enterprising punters used the situation to their advantage and reenacted one of the best moments from Saturday Night Live.

Looks like Mom is in a bad mood today. This baby elephant brushes up against her leg and she gives him a swift kick down the side of a hill. Just remember lady that an elephant never forgets and will probably come and sit on you when it grows up!