Vagina Rules

Women have certain rules about their downstairs department, specifically; entry requirements. These differ from woman to woman and come with seemingly no explaination. Not that the 'No bouncers' rule needs one...

James Brown, fresh from allegations of beating his missus with a lead pipe and unloading a firearm at her as she fled in a car has obviously turned to drugs to solve his issues. He's the hardest snorting man in show-business.

This is one of those things where if you make it all the way to the end the phrase double oh will seem strange and alien to you and you’ll never be able to watch a Bond movie again. You’re welcome.

I've never been shark fishing before so this could be a normal reaction from a Mako shark, but it's still pretty impressive. Personally I would have thrown the rod overboard and booted it back to shore as fast as possible. Then changed my pants.

This pitcher is a one-man team! What you are about to see is a sports man at his best. It's this kind of quick thinking and skill that earns these guys the big bucks. Hats off to him.

Cosplay isn’t just for the Americans and the Japanese, you know. The Brits can geek out just as well and this video shows the masses who descended on the London Comic Con in May, representing for the UK.

If you didn't watch the synchronized swimming events during the Olympics, you missed a treat. Not only were they hotter than the female volleyballers, but they were freaking hilarious to watch as well. Best. Sport. Ever.

Pranking drive-thru workers might be a bit passe but the bottom line is that it's just far too much goddamn fun to stop doing. Please, internet. Never stop pranking these people. It makes my day every single time!

I know picking your nose is frowned upon but was this necessary?

This Rube Goldberg machine is a genuine bone fide record breaker. With over 300 individual steps, this behemoth flawlessly accomplished the simple task of blowing up and popping a balloon. So freaking useful, eh?

A beginning gymnast lands in possibly the worst position, right on his neck. Luckily, he recovered quickly.