Cell Phone Fighting

When two phones go to war, the internet wins. It's way less controversial than cockfights and cheaper too! have you priced cocks recently? They're kinda pricey. That's inflation for you though, I guess.

Dialogue is an easy way to tell how low budget a movie is. If it's passable, it's high budget. If it's terrible it's low budget. If it's so bad it's good? Who cares just pass the popcorn and laugh your ass off!

Sometimes it's a good idea to evaluate the potential outcome carnage of FAIL before attempting anything. This guy slips while hanging upside down on a swing set and is knocked out cold.

Taking cat videos to a whole new level, enjoy the spectacle of cats puking up their guts to the sound of techno music—and then wonder what the hell you're doing with your life.

Proof that playing 8 ball solo is seriously dangerous - This dude slams his head so hard against a pool table that it knocks him out cold and nobody cares. Seriously sad and painful :(

There’s… there’s something in my eye, no those aren’t tears, it’s just a bit of dirt or something. Honest. Unless your heart was ripped out and replaced with the cold, then you might find yourself getting a little emotional over this.

When it comes to using the roads, whether that be for crossing, cycling on or driving, no one likes following the rules. Rules are for idiots who like to stay alive, not idiots who like to die on the commute to work. NOT

There are so many ways you can fail when you’re jumping around showing off on a trampoline. Especially if you’re fat as well, so it’s surprising this compilation isn’t hours and hours long.

A stupid ending to a stupid idea.. FAIL-FAIL-FAIL!!!

Suffice to say if you're partially sighted and are averse to bumps, bruises and hilarious crashes, it would probably be unwise to take up BMXing through forests on your weekends. This guy has SERIOUS determination.

She's half Vietnamese, half French, & all hotness. Those lips could float across the Atlantic. Bee stung? More like inflatables, forget a life raft you just need her with you when your ship sinks.