Absinthe Unicorn

Maybe this is just how they drink Absinthe in Russia, or maybe this guy is totally freaking awesome. Without going to Russia on a Hunter S Thompson style mission to. Sounds like a good enough excuse to me...

I'm not a big fan of cushions. The girlfriend LOVES them, but even she doesn't love them as much as this little leg-humper does. The moment his masters are out of the door he's making them his b#tches. Bow chicka wow wow.

This dude was just trying to clear his gutters when he ended up experiencing an avalanche in his own home. That is a Christmas miracle.

For Canada Day Molson Canadian built a very Canadian beer fridge, with only one way to get inside: you have to sing O Canada in its entirety and then you get a free beer. Think you could do it?

Seth MacFarlane of Family Guy fame takes a shot at his first live action movie. If you're a fan of puerile comedy, slapstick and crudity, you'll be right at home with this spoof romantic comedy.

You don't get to see her face, but there's plenty more to look at and keep your interest. Like her smoking hawt body that is as tight as a fish's ass or a nun's holy hole :)

One of the greatest figures of the New German Cinema cracks open his copy of Where's Waldo and wonders aloud about the location of the elusive red and white striped traveler. I think he might be reading too much into it...

If you're going to kick off an ice hockey game, word to the wise; don't bring a bird. Sure, they're a very patriotic animal and all, but that doesn't mean they'll be at home slipping and sliding on ice...

I have no idea how this works but it's amazing. Crack open your fizzy pop, take a swing, put the lid back on, tip it up and back again and VOILA! Instant slushie. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY YOU INGENIOUS MAGICIAN.

They say that patience is always rewarded, but this is harsh! Poor dude spends six hours constructing a wooden rail in his driveway and on his very first attempt he goes down for the count with a nutshot - OUCH!

Big chicks & furniture are never a good mix! A reggaeton dance couple takes the phrase 'break dancing' a little too literally and a table comes to its end.