Bunny Boiler Text Convo

After one fleeting date this poor fella gets a seemingly endless torrent of cray-cray texts from his bunny boiling one-night-standee. Nothing quite says DESPERATE like banging on someone's door shouting that nobody makes you smile like they do...

Cool story bro. Seriously, Cool story. There isn't a single person out there who wouldn't love to make their living robbing banks like this guy, especially after they went and caused the global economic crisis. The bastards.

A fight breaks out at a soccer game and out of nowhere this guy jumps in the fight and knocks out a player with a hammer. The dude was arrested shortly after the incident and will likely be spending some time in jail.

Jumping from a good height onto a glass escalator hand railing, you say? What could possibly go wrong?

Having hydraulics on a pool table is a great idea on a cruise ship, probably not such a good idea on dry land though unless you get some lights under it and bounce it up and down at traffic lights. Chicks love that.

Soccer players might look like great mincing fairies to more robust athletes, such as ballet dancers or professional rollerbladers, but thats because they don't have the Soccer Sniper to worry about. He's real.

What’s that you say…dance? Everbody Dance Now? Ok then. And there’s no need to worry about your own abilities, I mean, because they’re animated, right? Especially the guy in the suit.

It's another day in the life of a highway patrol cop, pulling over a vehicle with the hunch that something might be amiss and smug in the knowledge he was right. No license, low level stuff. Just another day.........OMG!!!

Jimmy Kimmel tackles the tricky subject of public flashing. Can you tell just from looking at someone whether they're likely to flash you their chesticles? You might be surprised by some of the results...

it could be a trailer for the new Rocky movie, the actors are old enough. Two old guys have a big disagreement and there is only one way to settle it. Shirts off and dukes up as they slug it out. Kind of.

It's a sad day when SpongeBob Squarepants and Mickey Mouse are caught on tape beating the hell out of a driver on a road in Russia—they're role models to children, how could they even contemplate doing this? Must be drunk.