Clams Like Salt

Okay, so technically that's not it's tongue, it's the clam's foot, but it's not as funny if you look at it like that. Just hit yourself on the head a few times, forget that I told you that, and laugh like a tard.

This should teach us all to be more aware of our surroundings. And also to not trust people who stop you on the street and ask you if you'd go out with someone in an app.

This bird sits on a car's windshield wiper and refuses to be wiped off. There's an 80% chance this bird is evil and a 20% chance that he just needs a ride to the Petco.

Some people will go to any lenghts to escape something unpleasant, even when sedated. Dude, no matter how many times you shift, you're still about to get drilled. Just pull over and take it like a man.

A pitcher and catcher get frustrated with the home plate umpires inconsistent strike zone and throw a cheap shot at his head.

Lego & Star Wars were both synonymous with my childhood, they feed the hopes of children who stick the little bits of plastic together in the hope they’ll be as exciting as they dream. They never are.

Insane Clown Posse fans rejoice! Finally, a dating site that cares about the diverse needs and desires of today's modern Juggalo, so if you're a Juggalo and you're alone, then hook up with a freak just like you.

The shocking news that Vanilla cheated on Shovel Face hit us all hard but it seems that Will Ferrel is taking even harder than most. It's rare to see true love like this so when it goes sour it's like, super sad, yeah?

When traditional methods for political government don't work then it's time for radical measures - Hilarity ensues as the players in this mission realise they have a special member in their team! OBAMA FTW!

For the hundreds of times I got beaned while at bat its hard to feel sorry for a pitcher getting dropped by a line drive. Not as bad as in the nuts, but some of these balls are going FAST!

Most of the internet's full of fluff, but not this video of dogs, baby goats and other animals having fun on trampolines, this will stimulate the grey matter as you ponder the philosophical implications of a cat bouncing up & down.