Everybody Is In Expendables 2

Stallone is pulling no punches with his sequel. He wrote the script on the back of a napkin and blew the entire budget getting everyone who'd ever made a film to put their names down. It's going to be soooooo cool!

The proper technique for picking up girls at the gym. For a strong pull, set up is important. Visualization, confidence, and a certain swagger is crucial for successful execution & post pickup celebrations are of utmost importance.

This ubermensch hits pitchbacks like he's playing a video game. Why? Because he's an unearthly talented baseball BOSS, maybe? Or he's unearthly talented at After Effects, but no one could hit like this. Not even Kenny Powers.

He might have done lots of nasty things to a long list of spectacularly unsavoury characters but having a simple hypothetical discussion with his sister may be his most daunting challenge to date. Women be cray cray.

I feel the need for speeeeeed!!! This badboy has a pilot with a camera for a head & an afterburner made from some old christmas lights. Just temper your raging jealousy while he does a sweet barrel roll.

Absolutely terrifying. Not the caterpillar, but the fact that a scene this bad wasn't left to rot on the cutting room floor. Still, at least it's pretty damn hilarious which makes up for it slightly...

It's rare to see someone wipe-out at this speed without the cameraman filming the ground or sky for at least 3 seconds during the crash. If you are gonna FAIL then do it in style!

Simple rule to remember: trains usually win. Luckily, the driver was able to escape unharmed.

I know, definitely not the best combination of elements on the planet, but the pay-off is pretty impressive. These kids nearly send a pot into orbit with this little firecracker.

By now you've probably seen the "stuff girls say" videos floating around YouTube. This one takes the idea and inverts it. Put simply, here is a list of things you'll probably never hear any girl say. Ever.

An eager boat captain comes into a beach landing a little too hot, tearing up his boat and tossing him headlong into the sand.