Paradox Power

Combining the ability that cats have to land on their feet and the phenomenon of toast always landing butter-side-down and using the resultant anomaly as a source of clean, renewable energy is a noble goal. crazy, but noble.

If you haven't heard of it, Modern Toss is a collection of humerous characters whose lives are expressed through minimalistic, but surprisingly expletive laden comic strips. If puerile comedy is your thing, look it up.

This dude is skating on thin ice. Literally. He's obviously a little bit crazy but the chances are he's Nordic and those guys are immune to frost damage so he's probably not in any real danger.

Well, this guy really likes balloons.. and he wants to be IN them. - LOL

PRO TIP: When playing with your homemade cannon in the back of a tiny trailer attached to a tiny car, remember to place it far from your house, otherwise very bad things will happen. Just like this.

This girl gets her revenge on her boyfriend through a knock knock joke.. worth the watch - LOL

This bird sits on a car's windshield wiper and refuses to be wiped off. There's an 80% chance this bird is evil and a 20% chance that he just needs a ride to the Petco.

In 38 seconds this dude goes from completely bald to a very full head of hair. Every time you think he can't possibly have any more hair, bam...more hair.

When it comes to drinking you should always remember to only pass out in your own bed, with none of your friends in the house so they can't tape you to the walls and spray you in urine or paint you the colors of unicorn sh#t.

A buzzard keeps flying in and out of the spinning blades on a wind turbine until he gets his wing clipped and ends up slamming into the ground.

Meet Smoukahontas, she can speak absolutely no languages, but that hasn’t stopped her doing a pretty accurate representation of what different languages sound like to a foreign ear. I.e. Utter gibberish.