Why CoD Isn't Good

An exhaustive investigation of all the reasons that the Call Of Duty series is a great big pile of shit. He makes some good points and he didn't even get round to talking about the DLC or yearly update nonsense.

It's not often that spiders get to be cute. When they are burrying themselves under sand and laying in wait for prey it could either be terrifying or cute as a button. Thanks to the voice-over on this it is cute as hell! Awwww.

Getting up for work is always a serious challenge, prepare to meet the master of rousing you from slumber! And you thought your alarm clock was annoying in the morning - Prepare to meet hell!!!

A fascinating creature that can mimic any sound it hears in the forest. So that means other animals and… Rebecca Black’s hit “Friday”? Huh? WHY!? Even the woodlands of Australia aren’t safe from the horror of that pop turd.

Yeah, you heard me right. This fine upstanding gentleman has created an slingshot that fires small vibrating massage devices at high velocities. He demonstrates their penetrative power on a block of ballistics gel.

When you turn around to see three heavily armed enemies, guns trained on you, there's only one thing you can do. Wait for the hail of bullets. Well, that and quickly ride your MAV to safety. God speed, brave sniper!

How many sleepless nights have you spent pondering the future of TV's greatest product? Well now you can finally rest easy as you find out where this incredible genre is heading (clue: it involves killer dolphins).

Sometimes it hurts to be an idiot. Especially when you're bouncing your motorbike of a car for your friends' amusement.

By the time the owner realizes whats going on his car is already gone - This guy is FAST!!!

I want to know what this girl uses to brush her teeth, or if they are even her real ones.. - WTF

James Brown, fresh from allegations of beating his missus with a lead pipe and unloading a firearm at her as she fled in a car has obviously turned to drugs to solve his issues. He's the hardest snorting man in show-business.