How Assassins Creed Shoulda Ended

If you've played any of the assassins creed games you'll know how fun they are but also that there are some strangely unrealistic quirks to the behaviour of the city guards. Time for a cold cup of realism.

There’s SO much awesome here it’s impossible for a mere mortal to comprehend – Two of the greatest directors EVAR are edited together to create a montage of masterful cinema. Great stuff!

Weddings, most definitely a time for happiness, a time for friends and family to share in the joy of union between to people. A time for photographers to scrap like hungry dogs. Awesome.

Most fire fighters have to make do with a big red truck and a hose. Not this guy. This guy has a little more style than that. He's going to put out fires from the comfort of his speedboat. Like a god damned boss.

What kinda of person has a stripper pole in the middle of their living room? If this is anything to go by, the kind of person who has a full storm trooper outfit hanging in their closet as well. Awesome stuff.

BirGirPall breaks from his usual M.O. to bring us his short but informative review of the second Guild Wars game. I get the feeling he might be missing the point a bit, but if you were expecting a great pig simulator, brace yourself for a shock.

Having a motoring accident is never exactly a laugh but it's got to be even worse when it happens as suddenly as this and when it's totally someone else's fault. Oh and if you have any idea what even happened here, tell me.

This guy skates old-skool, he rips, he creates & most importantly he’s doing it in a new-skool kinda way – In short, he's a GOD! If you're not into skating i suggest you still watch this video - WOW!

It's halloween and Carmen is looking sexy dressed as a kitty - MEEEOW!

A woman demonstrates an extremely creepy toilet in Japan. The Japanese demonstrate their efficiency once again with a toilet that scares the crap out of you and sends you running out of the bathroom, screaming.

Time for some very cheap water thrills & someone getting VERY wet - LOL