Nearly Picking Up Chicks

This guy is intentionally going out of his way to look awkward and be terrible at chatting up the ladies. Somehow though he still manages to get digits offered to him. Maybe this is a viable pick-up technique?

This dude flips his quad backwards and it falls directly on his head. Although, he was hurt he obviously couldn't have suffered any brain damage.

This guy pranks workers at his local Target by going over there and chugging windex straight off the shelves. Probably best not to try this on yourself, unless you like having bright blue pee.

Gay Scientists isolate the Christian gene in hopes to someday cure it. -LOL

You can't blame viral celebrities for trying to make a few bucks off their new-found fame. Most cash-ins are cringingly bad but this one might just be so bad that it comes out the other side as awesome.

The lip pump is a device that any of you girls should feel free to use in your attempt at an Angelina Jolie... I mean Lisa Rinna... I mean that weird plastic surgery Cat Lady costume this Halloween.

Amphibious awesomeness. I didn't even know that these kinda races existed until i saw this video. They look fast, dangerous and borderline retarded. Everything a race should be. This could be my new favourite sport!

Meet Smoukahontas, she can speak absolutely no languages, but that hasn’t stopped her doing a pretty accurate representation of what different languages sound like to a foreign ear. I.e. Utter gibberish.

Now who'd be a better storyteller to read to children at bedtime than Samuel L “muthafunking” Jackson? He could teach those kids a few pointers to the finer parts of the English language, where the f-bomb is featured prominently.

If you get car-jacked--although here's hoping you never do--then don't panic because you never know, that hardass g-star with a semi automatic might just be satisfied with some sticky, delicious honey.

Suddenly Paris doesn't look like a good place to go for a vacation - OMG !