Shattering Glass With 'Ass'

I never fail to get amused by females & FUBAR - This apparently happened after the Bay to Breakers festival in San Francisco. One booty-bouncing chick took that title a little too literally.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Mobile Getting the perfect photo of yourself is a bind.If you wanna make sure you're not going to get a thumb in the frame, then you need special skills my friend...

It's the biggest event in the Canadian calendar. Watched by millions to see whether he will make it, the tension is sometimes unbearable. But just wait till you see the half time show, it'll blow you away, trust me.

This dude waits for a few seconds for an automatic door to open and finally gives up and just runs right through it.

They really should of known that rope will NOT distribute the weight of coffin evenly - OMFG!

If he has one flaw its parallel parking. If he has two, it's parallel parking and stairs. If he has three, then it's 'what the hell is he doing out in a condition like this in the first place!?'

You can't make them laugh, you can't get them angry, and you can't even stop them with a nasty stomach virus.

There's a bizarre backstory to Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo, and Michelangelo. Their three-decade history involves strange lawsuits, live concert tours, and Uncle Phil from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."

This beauty's hawter than a pit full of Bhut Jolokia chillies inside a volcano en route to the heart of the Sun! She's like a smoking fiery flaming ball of gorgeousness headed straight to my bedroom!

For anyone who's ever strummed out a few chords and thought for a moment they were Slash, prepare to feel shame. Zoe Thomson of the Mini Band absolutely shreds. She is eight years old. Yeah, you probably feel pretty stupid now, right?

Over 2 minutes of watching people with more money than sense crashing and failing. Still, their FAIL is our internet viewing pleasure gain. What more could you want to see on a Monday?