Death Metal Decorators

They might not make a very professional job of the walls and ceiling but it's not always about what you do, rather how you do it. These guys do it with the kind of gusto that can only come from metal and headbanging.

Even if you don't play Quake 3 it's not hard to see that the guy that compiled these frag videos has a serious talent for gibbing fools. I've never really seen rocket juggling before and this guy does it like it's standard. Skills.

Some people love cats and get, like, sooo emotional, but so what, the real issue of the day is cheeseburgers, think of all those cheeseburgers out there without a mouth to be shovelled into.

Eating celery when you could be pounding super hot wings and jagerbombs is quite possibly the gayest thing ever!!! Well that is unless to mock you pretend to suck off a stick of celery then make out with one of your friends.

I'm going to wait for the second generation on the Water Bottle Jet Pack to be launched before i even think of trying it out. It'll be cheaper, lighter, and you'll be able to go twice as far before crashing.

Humans can barely jump as high as they grow tall, but this can do astounding things by leaping into the air like a total badass and proving that truly nothing can rival the jumping cat.

Adam Buxton lip syncs to the Gwen Steffani track in this literal adaptation of the music video. In case you weren't aware, Hollaback Girl is all about a girl who befriend a piece of her own poo that waves pom-poms. WTF?

It's hard to believe that Pandas are going extict through a lack of sexiness when there's a stone cold stud like this guy about. I reckon he could impregnate a lady panda just by looking at her.

While on stage in Bulgaria this weekend Madonna briefly passed out and fell back on one of her dancers but hardly missed a beat coming back within seconds and continuing the performance.

Look at you, look at yourself in the mirror. Look at your fleshy shell and the thinking mind behind it.

Uh, dude, I don't think they're looking at your sweaty pits.. LOL