How To Shut Down A Ho

Shutting down a ho is a precise science. If you ever need tips on how to do it in the most flamboyant way possible, just go watch some Dragon Ball Z. Goku knows what's up.

With great ability comes great risk (and pain) - Team USA lost one of its male athletes today but gained a promising hairy female gymnast - You can't help but cross your legs when you watch this - OUCH!

Think of Epic Meal Time, no less epic, but set in Sweden. This guy is every bit as intense as Muscles Glasses and crew but with a European flavor. If you just want to see a man punch dill and headbut onions, it's worth a watch.

Testing again and again, the cat finally bothers the dog enough for movement - LOL

Everything is a remix; you, me, all those films you love. And especially Star Wars. Oh my. After watching this you’ll wonder if there was an original idea in the whole first (fourth, whatever) film.

This must be the cutest war to ever have been fought, if fought is the right term for confused felines reacting to a remote-controlled robot who flings discs at them. The Singularity just got a lot more adorable.

These guys place three pounds of pentolite in a bunker and capture the explosion with an ultra high fps camera.

If you ever come face to face with a cocky bird sitting on your wind shield wiper NEVER turn them on to get rid of him. A crime like that will go down against you. It's a one way ticket to hell my friend.

From most other angles it just looks like the lumpy handiwork of the word's most drunken gardener but from the right angle it forms an incredible optical illusion that will blow your fragile little mind.

Ever seen someone do the robot so convincingly that you start to think that they may in fact BE a robot? Neither had I until I saw this dude busting a move. His skills combine with a Wall-E theme brilliantly.

See! Education can be total fun! Either he's one of the few math teachers with a sense of humor and some programming skills, or he's a wizard in disguise. Either way, pretty cool.