Ninja Monkey

As the alpha male this monkey will 'attack' any male that he sees who is tall and imposing as a way of maintaining his alpha male status. He's obviously a ninja though, so that glass won't hold him for long...

Painting on water might sound impossible, but using the right paints and brushes this guy manages it. It takes an specific technique and probably a lot of practice, but it's worth it for painting at the end.

This is a home-made project, the aim of which I'm not entirely sure. It's kinda cool, once he juices it up but if he's hoping to sell this to a toy company or something he may have some slight redesigns to make...

So do you have a lob-on for the Olympics? Eager to see the UK win lots of gold(?) – It seems that people are either mad for it or entirely ambivalent. If you’re in the former category then this should get your blood pumping.

Before being backflipped by this airbag, this dude yells, "I love you, Jesus!" Clearly, he's just not that into you!

Proving, once again, that military and intelligence don't necessarily go together, each of these guys fails this puzzle miserably. 'Um... I'd like to catch the bad guy... Oshama Vin Llama?'

Total genius. A landlord in Florida installed some secret cameras in this house to spy on the hot Bulgarian beauties who had just moved in. Admit it. You'd want to see what they do in the bathroom too?

Anita has not been to Polar Zoo in about 2 months. The wolves obviously missed her but to be this close to a pack of wolves, and to let them jump about all over you snarling and bearing their teeth? Cojones. Gigantic ones.

He requires a minimum of 8.75 pats per hour, two fifteen minute sessions of chewing on shoes, one hour-long nap, and you have to pick up his crap. I say it's totally worth it.

This crazy guy must never have played Street Fighter 2. If you want to get all the bonus points for destroying the car, you have to keep hitting the same one.

This dude spent 3 weeks learning to play Chopsticks on four phones. He could of just downloaded the ringtone for free but we'll let him have his moment before we tell him.