Friendly Neighbourhood Spidey

Some call him their 'friendly neighborhood Spider-Man'. Seems to me he's more than friendly. Friendly is saying hi. performing the helicopter-dong in a intimate setting is a whole other level...

So you're off on a night out, you catch the bus into town, catch up with your mates, catch...an STI!?

For anyone who's ever strummed out a few chords and thought for a moment they were Slash, prepare to feel shame. Zoe Thomson of the Mini Band absolutely shreds. She is eight years old. Yeah, you probably feel pretty stupid now, right?

Those aren't chocolate chips, they're the eyes of small woodland creatures! You know you're in the realms of metal when you see fat losers in face paint. We should gather all metallers up, put them on a Viking long boat & set fire to it.

This baby's going to grow up to have a great vocabulary. It'll especially be useful when he goes to the local fishmongers and asks for some fresh 'fish'. Then he's going to get a bit of a surprise when they respond to his requests.

God! This guy will get really angry and weird if you start messing up the landscaping by boarding in the park. And strangely enough, he's bordering on psychotic, almost ready for a total melt-down

It does exactly what it says in the title. But these are no ordinary farts you have to take them off the fattest friend you can find. Awesome!

Dog with weird snoring problem or possessed, satanic, one-headed Cerberus dog? You be the judge.

A terrifying new fashion movement is sweeping the UK calling itself the ‘Evisu Defence League’, splitting communities up and down the country with their extreme and offensive ideas on fashion - WTF!?!

Wanna know how to keep that badass hairdo of yours snappy and fresh? just follow the advice of this mop top master and you'll be up to your armpits in babes before you can say "Dumb and Dumber".

Cats Are dicks. They can be as cute and cuddly as you like but deep down they're all dicks. I bet this guy has never woken his cat up for no reason other than being a little bit bored and lonely...