Football Is Not Gay

Because it's only gay if balls touch and in football there is only one ball. Therefore football can never be gay, even with some seriously eyebrow raising shenanigans like those going on here...

Why does this look like its not a good Idea? ... Beacuse its not.

To be honest we're not too sure what this thing actually is (actually it gives 3D volume to 2D graphics and the result is like a high tech flip book) we definitely know that we want one for Christmas this year.

There's nothing more satisfying than watching some douchenozzle in an overpriced sports car crashing it into a ditch. It's like watching a cat being clumsy or seeing an investment banker get kicked in the balls. Satisfaction.

Even the Fresh Prince of Bel Air needs an heir, and it could be this little girl. She seems like she could be the only person that still likes poor old Will any more. Except for his son maybe?

He's better than most humans!OMG

Sometimes it's a good idea to know when you're on a losing streak and cash your chips in early. Unfortunately this little fella is going to learn the hard way.

Mr. Mittens, sometimes you just gotta let that last little bit of ice cream at the bottom of the container go. Cats! You gotta love them!

Orson Welles tells an anecdote about when he was a fortune teller for a day, explains how he did it and offers an explanation for why some fortune tellers actually believe in their own "powers".

Pretty much everyone knows that bowling is mostly down to being lucky, at least people who lose all the time say that anyway—and you can't get a luckier shot than bowling between your legs to get a strike like this boss.

This is why nobody plays hacky sack anymore. Their is always someone in the group waiting to toss a cheap shot.