WTF News Report

Probably the most refreshingly original news report you will ever see. This guy has obviously not been fully briefed on what it is he's meant to report and as a result the report is truly memorable.

Cats are scumbags. This much we know. But just how scummy will they be? Well, scummy enough to push a flatmate down the stairs. That's registering pretty damn high on my scumbag-o-meter. Well played, cat.

Video editor Ross Thompson recut the trailer for Pixar's Monsters, Inc. in the style of Ridley Scott's 2012 sci-fi thriller Prometheus, turning a kids movie into a terrifying horror in the process.

You may’ve been thinking, you hadn’t heard a new single from these guys for some time, and you’d be right. Their first single in 3 years, Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip are back with another sharply observed fable on urban life.

It can be so confusing distinguishing between UK, Great Britain, and England. So probably the best way to do this is by the yellowing of their teeth and how Dickensian their accents are. The teeth come in various shades of yellow.

I'm not a parent, but I know not to let my toddler just waddle around an area where people are flying around on zip-lines. Lucky for these people, this toddler is just fine.

Dock Ellis and the story that made him a legend. Dude managed to pitch a no hitter while completely off his ass on LSD. proof that drugs are performance enhancing, even if you are insane to take them.

I guess he always wanted to get on TV, but not like this! Well, the punch might of been free but the TV is going to cost a couple grand. OUCH!

Yup, it's finally here. The rusty ring tattoo. It was only a matter of time before they became commonplace and before long we'll all want one. I want one that makes my anus look like the sarlacc pit from Star Wars.

You ever had one of those days where nothing seens to go like textbook? I am 100% certain that breaking this dude's fall is the first time any of those books have ever been used.

NASA might be able to put a man on the moon, but they haven’t launched a DIY weather balloon full of 200 paper planes, carrying messages from the world’s populace, to the edge of the earth’s atmosphere--36,500 metres up.