Dude Crashes Brand-New Scooter

Crashing your new scooter is a bad move. Everyone knows scooters lose at least 20-30% of their value as soon as they're towed off the lot, but i think in this case it could be quite a bit more. FAIL!

Lets face it, cats are adorable and fluffy and wouldn't hurt a fly (unless it looked like a mouse), but piss them off and you get to see their evil side, and it isn't pretty. This kid learns the hard way what happens.

Dad and Granddad team up to launch junior into a ceiling fan. I have seen advertisements for the pillow he lands on, I think he would of been better off just hitting the floor.

I love a cute chick, even if they are slightly overdoing it on the KFC intake, big girls make me hungry - What America's Next Top-Heavy Model contestants lack in skill, they make up in unintentional comedy.

Just when you thought you'd seen everything this turns up. Two girls wear their pants on the outside and try to be alluring while an obese infant in a diaper rocks rhythmically while struggling for breath. WTF!?

The angler fish is a strange beast. Not only is it so ugly it'll make your eyes bleed, but it also has one of the most peculiar mating rituals in the whole animal kingdom. Seriously. It involves faces melting and a female with gonads.

You know what they say…it’s a funny old game. And this is testament to that – Not only does he let a ball trickle past him at about 1MPH, but he has the stupidity to celebrate this event.

Gardening is usually pretty boring. Not when Picard’s around. He cares fervently for his lilies, has a potty mouth and he’s packing heat. Best. Gardener. Ever.

It’s Animal from the Muppets in human form, how did this happen? Who cares, this guy’s frikking awesome, he should sack this bunch of no-hopers off and join a real rock & roll band - WTF!?!

Without a doubt the greatest babysitter prank ever played. This guy is perfect for it. Most people would raise an eyebrow at a talking television, but this guy swallows it hook line and sinker.

A professor has had enough of the two kids in the front row screwin' around and he whacks one of them so hard it knocks the kid off his chair.