THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

Really, it is, or as close as you are going to get to it while you LARP around in the high-school gym. Wow. Who knew these weird battle reenactments were so dammed violent? KILL HIM!

It took much longer to set this up than it did to drink the beer, but the results are well worth it.

Somehow this lucky train inspector avoids getting crushed by two different trains within seconds of each other. Something tells me that he doesn't need to get THAT close to the vehicles to make an evaluation!?

Mama said SHE'S gonna knock you out! It's a noble gesture but i reckon that this dude will never be able to show his face in the gym again!

The man has a point. Sports guys are always the most macho but it’s them that spend so much time in the company of bare male flesh. And how about all the ridiculous connotations linked to being gay!

Louis used to have an iPhone but it proved to be far too stimulating a piece of technology to be of any use. Here he shares some of his ideas for future iterations of the device with Jimmy Kimmel.

One second, you're a Starfish, having fun, talking it up with your Starfish friends, starfishing around. Next an icy finger of death is killing you & all your buddies. It goes to show that nature can be a uncaring evil biatch!

A cat stands on its hind legs and throws some pretty mean punches at a dog that was picking on it.

Snow White & the dwarves like nothing better then cranking up the choons & having a rave, doped up to the eyeballs on chemicals! He's not called Dopey for nothing you know!

Don't feel bad dude. Most of us feel the exact same way about this screwed up economy.

If there's one thing you REALLY want to be prepared for it's the zombie apocalypse. It's definitely coming, it's just a matter of timing and whether or not you have got the appropriate tools for the job...