EVERYTHING!

When your bro hooks up with your lady, it can be utterly devastating, the only way to overcome all the pain & suffering that's washing over you is to let your bro tell you everything. Right from the very beginning.

Hey seagull, WELCOME TO AMERICA. This is what happens if you're a seagull that is trying to steal American freedoms by eating the food that people have left out for you. You get caught, held aloft and mocked.

Sometimes in sports, as in life, you must think outside the box. This guy thinks a little TOO far outside the box though and passes the ball to his coach. Schoolboy error. Got to love how the coach passes it on regardless!

Aparently this is an excerpt from the ironically titled "Workaholics". I've never seen this show, but judging the show solely on the merits of this clip, this could just be the best show on the planet.

Leopards are such good hunters that they don't even need to go out looking for food. They just lie down, totally camouflaged and wait for their dinner to gallop into their mouths. Wish I could do that with a Nandos chicken...

Now this is just low down and plain NASTY, but great to watch someone else in total pain! I'm pretty sure he just stained his boxers, and I don't think it was the paintballs - OMG!

If the Dollar Menu just ain't swag enough, there are alternatives. Namely lobster nuggets dunked in curry sauce and wagyu steak burgers all washed down with mouthfuls of Cristal straight from the bottle.

Have you herd the one about the shepherds who lit up their flock? It's un-baa-lievable - OMG!

It takes every ounce of my restraint not to make a dirty joke about this cat's tongue problem. This cat is either seeing things that mere humans fail to perceive...or it's totally nuts - wtf!?!

The subway is a pretty dangerous, crazy place, but thankfully the quick reflexes of this conductor saved a life.

Skate 3 was a pretty awesome game but not half as amazing as these physics-defying clips make it look. If shenanigans of this magnitude were guaranteed in a typical session, it would make all other video games entirely redundant.