Virgin Diaries

Car crash TV at it's finest. Watch the cringe-worthy moment when two forever-alone types hook up, get married and have their first ever kiss. Never having kissed anyone is no excuse for being this bad at it.

Ooooh yeah…..”No Homo”. Just coz you like looking at men’s bodies at the gym & feel funny sensations in your pants, doesn’t mean you’re gay. Seriously, don’t worry about it. You raging gayer!

The waiting is nearly over, once again it's time to become the assassin who calls the shadows home - COOL!!!

At the finals at the 2010 World Championships in Wroclaw, Poland the Ukrainian team do something a 'little bit special'. I can eat a whole family size bag of Doritos in one sitting by myself. Let's see them do that!

When he pulled off that twisting triple Fishtits and then invert to Horizontal Pee-stain I nearly lost it. But then he topped it all off with a Rocketknees McGillenkurk and I couldn't handle myself. I stand knee-deep in man goo.

It might seem weird to western eyes, but this sort of thing is perfectly normal in japan. I went there on holiday once, and if I had 1 yen for everytime i was turned into a dairy cow and milked by midgets...

It takes a pretty big leap of faith to say that these butthorns couldn't see this coming. Good thing no one was hurt.

Looks like this jetpack design wasn't such a swede idea after all. Back to the drawing board!

The British Isles? What’s all that about, huh? Well it seems that it takes an American to explain the whys and wherefores of this green and pleasant land. That’s gotta hurt.

Dubstep tunes? Check. Stop motion animation? Check. Sweet dirtbike tricks? Check. If there is a more pure recipe fo awesomeness then I have no idea what it is. It probably involves expensive drugs though.

Now this is my kind of co-driver, swearing like a drunk sailor in a storm who's just stubbed his toe. LOL