Chinese War Sword

It's huge wide blade will sheer through armour like it was butter. To demonstrate this, here is a fat man wearing a tie, chopping up toilet roll tubes & coke cans. Seriously though, when he moves on to pork it gets impressive...

If you thought that Farming Simulator was badass, you aint seen nothing yet. While combine harvesters and other farming machinery might be gangster, it ain't got nothing on a street cleaning machine. F'real.

Okay, so this video has been floating around the youtubes for about a year, but goddamn it, it still totally gets me. Not sure whether it's the awesomeness of his saxophony or the size of his cojones...

Move your MILF ass off the mattress, it's GILF time! You've heard of cougar hunting, here comes dragon slaying!

Ever feel that there is far too much on offer at your local chicken shop, even though all they serve is chicken? This guy does and he’s written a song about it. All he really wants is a bucket of chicken. Is that too much to ask?

When this dude grabs the foam 90 seconds into the clip I'm thinking 'What an insane waste of time'. Then after a couple seconds with that vacuum my mind was blown.

This guy over shot his landing, and it cost him bad.. - OUCH

For some reason there's nothing quite as gratifying as watching an abject failure played out in glorious slow motion. The only thing that can improve on this formula is having a mate in the background not giving a single fuck.

If you've played any of the assassins creed games you'll know how fun they are but also that there are some strangely unrealistic quirks to the behaviour of the city guards. Time for a cold cup of realism.

Sushi chefs fighting sea monsters. It’s a crazy idea, but at least it has originality which is rare in Hollywood. It might look a little like one of those ridiculous SyFy flicks, but that doesn’t mean it wont be wildly entertaining.

Picture the scene, i'm sure some of you know it well - You are in the college library, trying to study & all you can hear is girl-on-girl gossip, it bores into your brain and only RADICAL action will make it stop - FOREVER!