Kid Walks Right Through Spinning Hoop

It's good to know your daughter has a real talent. She learned early on that her options for getting her parents' attention were going to be limited to finding a pole to dance on.

Sometimes you have to go the extra mile to get a good story. Sometimes. Either this reporter is terrified riding the slide or she is just practicing her Angry Bird impersonation?

They don't make adverts, or for that matter wives, like this any more. Shame. That is the sort of thing I want to hear when my wife's playing with my rod.

Clearly, the mare was jealous of the car's superior horsepower.

When the Sorting hat tells you that you're a Hufflepuff there is some good news and some bad. The bad news is that you're as dumb as a bag of hammers. The good news is that you'll be given plenty of nice crayons to play with...

You ready to win? These people are, look at them, winning all over the shop, they're full of so much win that there's not going to be any left for the rest for the year. Save some win for everyone else, jeez!

Watching snow fall off the roof is the Russian equivalent of watching the paint dry here in the States. But in defense of our western friends this is pretty damn cool!

Ever been on a cruise ship before? It's enough to make you want to swear. It's got everything you could possibly want and more, but it's full of crumbly old folk. playing shuffleboard and peeing in the pool.

Can’t get enough wizard-on-wizard action? Sounds like you’ll be wanting the new Harry Potter boxed set. It comes with all eight films and the Mischief Managed retrospective. The magic lives on! YOU’RE A WIZARD, HARRY!

One minute you're having a great time singing some Frank Sinatra on the karaoke, next a hail of machine gun fire is filling the air. But lets be completely clear, while it's OK to shoot people, it is in no way OK to drink and drive.

You wouldn't have thought you'd catch much but cutting a hole in the ice and just jamming your hand through. In Russia, however, this is a viable way to get yourself a bit of dinner. Now he just needs a truckload of fries!