You Can't Beat A Good Cucumber!

A wise man once said; The last thing you want after a cucumber sammich is someone else's pubes in your teeth. Durex take their advertising to bold and disgusting new places in an effort to get them banned from the television.

This is an “Award-Winning Mockumentary about the Deaf Man with the Midas Touch”. And it most certainly is, as it follows the life and times of a deaf adult film star who’s so good with his hands he can conduct a woman to orgasm.

What? You mean you're supposed to kick it INTO the net? Oh, now I get it.

There’s some tip-top commentating here, really on target when it comes to not knowing his stuff. But that doesn’t matter, it didn’t for NBC. It’s just a shame all the Olympic coverage isn’t of this comedic quality.

This dude knocks a guy out in a pool and subsequently rescues him from drowning. They're called manners, people, and he has them in spades.... Plus a pretty mean right hook!

You’d think riding a scooter would be pretty easy, just jump on the thing, turn the engine on and off you go. But as with most things in life, it’s rarely ever that simple—well not for these idiots anyway.

It’s a common problem, just how do you identify Moby when there’s so many bald men with geeky specs around that look just like him? I mean, can you even tell your Michael Stipe from your Bruce Willis?

Huge Crane Collapses Onto Taxi - In Bogota, Columbia, you have to resort to some pretty drastic measures to hail a cab.

In the past people who worked in IT were freaks with itchy cardigans made from social paranoia.

A thousand-frame-per-second camera captures amazing footage of people spraying snot everywhere. Imagine what will happen when the porn industry finds out about this.

Steve-o, Steve-o, Steve-o, what were you thinking? If you run into the fist of Mike Tyson then something is bound to get broken, badly. The end of Charlie Sheen's Roast ends on a high.