Snake Hitches A Ride On A Windshield

They may be thankful now that the snake is gone, but it's a pain to get your windshield vipers replaced.

The meme of the year (wouldn't you say?) gets a festive makeover and gets sung by a school choir in Superman and Hilary Clinton masks. Bless 'em, bless 'em all with the healing love of Christ and the holy voice of Trololo man!

This is really a fine example of 'hitting the bottle' and the damage alcohol can do to your boby! - I hope he took a page out of Ivan Drago's book and at least tried to say, 'I must break you.'

This crane is installing a bridge segment in New Zealand when the riverbank beneath it gives way. If only there'd been a bridge there for the crane to have had something solid to rest on...

Now there’s nothing wrong with a rainbow society that celebrates the varied cultures of this multifarious earth that we all inhabit. But the line has to be drawn at Muslamic ray guns.

OM NOM NOM. If you thought shredding machines were just for paper I've got some news for you. Some crazy genius has gone and made one that will devour a refrigerator whole.

So Daniel here decided to ask his girlfriend to the prom by putting the question up as signs at the side of the road. Total FAIL buddy!

Dora the Explorer has upped her game and is no longer the cute backpack-wearing character your child grew to love. Now she’s turned into a hard ass ninja who likes nothing more than kicking the crap out of bad guys.

One for the bucket list; Drink a milkshake on a motorbike going at 100 miles per hour. It's a great way to cool down - the combination of frozen dairy and wind chill may cause your nipples to fall clean off.

Nothing says "I wanna warm delicious Pabst beer" like domestic abuse, sexual assault & manslaughter with an extra terrestrial firearm. This will get you reaching for a Pabst quicker than you can shout "RAPE!"

It was the best of times, and it was the worst of times. It was the eve of two girls play fighting on a bed, and it was a night of two girls knocked out on the floor.