Cute Reporter Gets VERY Wet

Reporting live from a forest fire, Suzi Theodory gets soaked by a helicopter dropping thousands of gallons of water on the blaze. We're going to assume they did it because she looked so hot.

When all else fails, the only recourse is to sound the conch and gather together this elite team...

Sometimes the most simple fails are the best - This guy goes old skool in the ever popular pool jump - Luckily, you don't need teeth to tread water.

Wow! This kid is going to be the worst person in the entire world when she grows up. If she is like this at 3 years old just think.

It's long been known that it would take a truly special man.Well Greatness is upon us in the form of Barak Obama. The man is truly a visionary!

Having a six-pack is essential if you want to pick up shallow, vacuous ladies. Having one that does this kind of nonsense is never essential. Unless you want to baffle medical science and gross out your friends.

You should never leave your cucumber unattended with your boyfriend if you're not going to tell him why he can't use it. -LOL

EPIC-EPIC-EPIC! Sometimes the music hits you, and sometimes you punch the music right back.....in the jaw! I hope, at least for this rapper, that the hits just keep on coming. OUCH!

Wow, this is… interesting. It’s like if Snooki went to Japan, came back a Ganguro Girl and started to make pop music. It’s reminiscent of when the circus comes to town — Roll up! Roll up! Come see the freak!

All you need is a missile suit and a mile of steel cable, and you too can be best friends with gravity.

Where would movies be without the classic cheesy line, “Get out of there!!” Protagonists would die, plots would end, tension would not be built. AWESOME!