Toothpaste Art on Passed Out People

Even on the nights when you lose all of your dignity by passing out, you can still create something beautiful. Here's a few ideas for those parties where you find yourself wide-awake and bored while everyone else has passed out.

If you want to know how a real man trims his bush this season, there's only one man to ask - Steve McGranahan. You'll need a chainsaw and a length of rope and as few braincells as possible. WTF!?!

Sweet Victoria has better curves than any woman on the Internet! Her ample chest cushions have been mesmerizing men for years.

Attention J.J. Abrams: nobody can pull off a dying tauntaun & Jabba like Bill Hader can—his 'Star Wars' impressions are so good, you'll want to cut him open and use him for warmth. That's talent.

Sometimes no matter what you do you have NO chance - This has FAIL written all over it.. LOL

The Royal twat-fest will soon be upon us and they’ll be Union Jack bunting draping off people’s arse cracks as they sing and dance and make merry like the good loyal subjects they are.

Scratch Bastard picks up a win at Scribble Jam by throwing down some mad scratching followed by his own rendition of the Star Wars Imperial March. It's pretty good but I find his lack of bass disturbing.

You're in for an audiovisual treat as the cute voice of Pomplamoose are complimented with the puppet-like dancing of the Motilo models to give you a sublime few minutes of pop perfection.

Ah the good gold days, when you’d tie an old piece of cord around the local neighbourhood girl’s waist and push her off the top of a decrepit building & laugh at her blood-curdling screams of terror. I miss those days!

These two guys were planning on using a shopping cart to ride down a hill but at the last second decided to use their faces instead.

It feels like some kind of artsy metaphor for life. Like it's part of some art college dropout's dissertation on the futility of existence as expressed through the medium of toys & sports equipment. Cool though.