Eager Little Girl Slip'n'Slide FAIL!

The trouble with kids is they want everything NOW, even if it isn't ready. Little girl is too excited to wait for water to get on the slip-n-slide before she gives it a try.

This is a home-made project, the aim of which I'm not entirely sure. It's kinda cool, once he juices it up but if he's hoping to sell this to a toy company or something he may have some slight redesigns to make...

Are you a half full, or totally empty kinda giu? It looks like the water park isn't quite open for business yet. They're still in the process of filling the pools with complete idiots. WTF!?!

Well, I guess now we know the truth about at least that piggy. However, I'm still doubting the one going to the market, unless it was to be turned into bacon!

A mutt like this would come in handy if you had car troubles that's for sure, I would definitely not recommend trying to sneak into this guys yard in the dead of night though.

Sometimes it hurts to be an idiot. Especially when you're bouncing your motorbike of a car for your friends' amusement.

This brings his pass completion record to 1-1, which raises his douche move completion record to a school high 35 for 35.

Ever wondered where Lady Gaga went to school? I'm willing to bet five bucks she went here or at least somewhere with a very similar curriculum. God bless this school. Sluts are what make the world go around.

I didn't know that David After Dentist had a sister, but they both have the same reaction to drugs.

There is a certain art to this type of mascot dance - COOL!

Getting attacked by a grizzly bear might not sound like the kind of thing to make you go "AWWwwwwwww", but if the grizzly in question is a tiny little baby bear who can only give you the slightest of nibbles it's DAMN cute.