My Love For Lexi FAIL!

Top of the list of 'NEVER DO's' is confessing your undying love for someone who doesn't even know you exist via YouTube. What's even worse is that you attempt this sober and have no excuse to hide behind.

Wanna flog your mum's best jewels so that you can afford the new iPhone and have a bit left over for beer money? You should call this guy. He's just got one of those trustworthy faces, yknow? I bet he'll give you a good deal.

Meet Ms Shackleton. She creates her masterpieces using only her special patented Dribbly Paint Technique(tm). Brushes are for noobs, this chick does it all using bottle paints and the power of gravity.

It's the unbelievable but entirely true video of a squirrel stealing a model airplane that has manual controls. And you can guarantee your hands will be sweating throughout the entire thing.

This grandma gets a nasty shock as shark tries to attack her through some glass, and the fright of it sends her flying backwards to land right on her butt—she definitely won't be doing that again in a hurry.

You leave the restaurant, you walk her home, she invites you up for a coffee and…you refuse. WTF!? If you refuse then you deserve to get what this guy gets. Waiting’s for losers and people born in the 1950s.

Both of these cute ladies get an A+ on their English/Estonian oral examinations.

No laundry basket should be without one! All you need to do is hurl your filthy cast-offs in the vague direction of the laundry basket and this strange little feline will do the rest, leaping up and catching them like a boss.

This remote controlled bowling ball hack would make for the most boring attempt at cheating in the history of games. Still....The possibilities are endless!

It’d be good if office photocopying was as light and airy as this. Ahh – just look at your stress, floating away in perfectly formed, soft shapes. This is what it would be like being God’s secretary.

Morgan Freeman's voice is awesome. This has been established as scientific fact. Having him say things that he wouldn't normally say is therefore both awesome and hilarious. Time for him to say "Titty Sprinkles"!