Meet The Hamster Of Doom

What's that, you think he's cute? WRONG! That's no ordinary hamster. He's the most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! He's a killer with nasty, big, pointy teeth. Rabies anyone?

I'm not great at math but I can tell the product of that equation will be AWESOMENESS. The stretchiness of a prophylactic versus the raw power of a mentos and coca cola explosion. Which will win? Place your bets now!

You know what they say…it’s a funny old game. And this is testament to that – Not only does he let a ball trickle past him at about 1MPH, but he has the stupidity to celebrate this event.

He sports a mullet and whistles. It's what he does. This man deserves a medal for his services to the cause of awesomeness. I bet he even knows a little karate and is half pirate on his dad's side. Awesome.

If you think that kids shows can't be good you've probably never watched Spongebob Squarepants. They can be good. They can be AWESOME. This clip is probably the coolest kids show that ever (never?) was.

Holy mother of all that is right and good in this sick, rotten world. What ungodly, cursed fresh voodoo hell is this? It’s like the devil took a dump and turned it into a film. That’s how fresh it is. Bad times.

This is one achievement to tell the grand kids, the time when grandma accomplished the mighty feat of drinking a beer bong while taking a pee. WTF!?!

On paper, this wouldn't be funny. For some reason though it's made me laugh harder than anything else I've seen today. Something about the innocent joy of it all that really tickles my funny bone. Awesome.

When this dude grabs the foam 90 seconds into the clip I'm thinking 'What an insane waste of time'. Then after a couple seconds with that vacuum my mind was blown.

A couple of brilliant students find out that moving furniture the wrong way can be a real pane in the glass.

Greg James managed to convince Sir David Actual Attenborough to re-voice the Curling... with Team GB and Team USA. "Off she goes, gently but flamboyantly, launching the oversized walnut down the frozen river."