Arnie F-cked The Maid: The Musical

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

Create some truly unique characters with their own distinct, and crazy, personalities. COOL!

This is a pretty cool compilation that features laughter, from brith through old age. You can watch as the laughers' number of teeth increases then decreases with age.

A woman demonstrates an extremely creepy toilet in Japan. The Japanese demonstrate their efficiency once again with a toilet that scares the crap out of you and sends you running out of the bathroom, screaming.

Thanks to some hydroforming, this British guy put together a steel suit so he can be experience a firework display from inside the very heart of it without sustaining life-threatening injuries. What a whacko.

Funny how nobody at the wedding seems surprised that half way through the ceremony the best man had to toss a drunk across the park.

Ron Burgundy crashes Conan's show and busts out a brain meltingly good jazz flute solo to announce that the sequel to Anchorman is on it's way. I have only 2 requests; please let it be good and please make it soon!

This guy does a seriously good Eric Cartman impression. To prove it he goes retro and sings the Kyle's Mom's A B#tch song from the Southpark movie. Anyone can do a Kenny impression but Cartman is much harder to master.

The only thing he taught these kids is not to eat the floor. OUCH !!!

This dude is supposedly the world's top Business Card Throwing Master. They say he never misses so I'll just ignore all the cards on the ground 1:16 into the clip. Still very impressive skill.

Okay so the song is everywhere and parodies are ten-a-penny but this one is still totally worth a watch. It's tuneful, there's a lot of effort gone into it, and to top it all off, it's Star Wars related. Enjoy.