Maiden Monster Flagdown

It's not often you get to see a woman of this caliber cavorting nakie by the side of the road, trying to flag down a willing ride. If i was driving past I wouldn't even hesitate. I'd hit her....with my car - OMG!

This is an astonishing display of what's possible when engineers put their minds to work on developing creative and exciting new ways to juggle their balls.

There's not a whole lot you can say about this. I mean it's hilarious, awesome and a little bit sad - when was the last time YOU got a letter that was even half as cool as this one? See? This video has it ALL!!!

It's an epic orchestral theme and one which deserves only the highest caliber of musician to recreate it. Luckily the gentleman you are about to hear is the best melodica player in the universe. Brace for awesome.

Not only has he spent some serious years in a gym, he's also spent serious $$$ on some implants, all for the ladies. Seriously! What kind of chicks does this DIY douchebag think he's gonna attract with a physique real men weep?

What goes around comes around, always remember that! A bully picking on a little kid ends up becoming batting practice for some crazy guy wearing a cape.

You should never leave your cucumber unattended with your boyfriend if you're not going to tell him why he can't use it. -LOL

For all those haters hating on the crucifix-shaped new lightsaber that was revealed in the Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser, Stephen Colbert’s got something to tell you. And that is you are WRONG! Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Having a dog that can fetch a stick in the park is one thing, that's like part of their default settings. But having a dog go fetch you a cold beer out of the fridge is what separates the mutts from the hounds. Epic.

This is what happens when you pay the guy living on the benches on the sidewalk to paint the benches on the sidewalk.

Just a damn sexy woo-man running around in her undies for every man (and woman) to ogle and enjoy. Then you’ll go out and buy your wife a pair and she’ll look nothing like this and you’ll be bitter and angry.