If You Don't Have An iPhone

So you've not got an iPhone, huh? What kind of worthless human being are you? You don't deserve to live, because you probably torture animals & steal candy from babies. You monster!

Mr Badass aka Aung Zaw Oo aka AZO delivers his annual show reel to make us all feel really inferior and it includes shuttlecock kicking, flair bartending, rhythmic gymnastics and chopsticks throwing, to name but a few.

Dancer and robot impressionist Chadd Smith (aka MaddChadd) does a flawless impression of a robot eating a sandwich at Village Gourmet in Studio city, California. It's so convincing you wonder if he is actually a robot.

Got an old tat you want to give a little makeover to? Get you ass down to this dude's tattoo parlour then and he'll sort you right out. He has the skills to pay the bills and the best advert in the whole world!

A night in jail and some marital problems seem to have shattered this woman's morning, so she decided to shatter a door. Thank god marriage isn't forever ...... *WAIT :(

Want to know what the most beautiful sound you will ever hear is? Tough. This guy knows what it is and he's not telling. If there is a more awesome, insightful interview in existence, I haven't seen it. This is incredible.

This train/plane/wtf? can get you from New York to LA in 45 minutes, but don't bring any luggage or worry about a boarding pass. And by the way, if you're wondering who the pilot is: Chuck Norris.

"Shut up" might not seem like the best phrase for a cinema supercut, but there are a lot of them, some simple, some embellished but all of them awesome. I reckon if anything it was probably hard picking just 100 of them...

Watch as this guy’s room fills with water & turns into the good ship Black Pearl, sailing the ocean blue, with you as Captain jack! No SFX, no post production, no cuts, everything you see here was done 100% for real.

Painting on water might sound impossible, but using the right paints and brushes this guy manages it. It takes an specific technique and probably a lot of practice, but it's worth it for painting at the end.

I really don't think i could of ever made it through basic training. By the second 'Aye Sir' I would have been like 'Listen, figure out how you want me to hold this gun, then get back to me.' - It wouldn't have ended well.