Goes Great With Cock!

TV Cookery shows, think they're boring? think again! This female presenter is kinda old, but with age comes experience, so I'm sure she knows what goes well with cock. Listen up girls and gays she knows her stuff.

Take Pee-Wee Herman, take Andy Samberg from The Lonely Island, make them drinking buddies in a Saturday Night Live sketch, and you have something so full of win the rest of the year's going to have trouble keeping up with it.

It's getting difficult to stay ahead of the game nowadays, but stay with it! Thanks to a prank double-cross, an attempted headshot is converted to a nutshot. OUCH!

These fans nearly get their heads taken off, but no one is ever going to believe this happened to them: "You mean you went to a car race where everything was covered in mud?"

For some reason there's something satisfying about watching a cat being clumsy. Maybe because normally they're so graceful and have that superior air about them that makes it all the more enjoyable when they fall over?

Sledding fails are one of the season's greatest joys. Somebody should tell this kid that the 90's called and they want their neon jumpsuit back.

It's very rare that you'll let slip an air biscuit and not realise it was you. With this cute little dog it happens every single time it's master pushes the button on their fart machine. He definitely heard himself fart, but didn't feel a thing. How stran

In the newest photos for Motilo, Miranda Kerr is shown in up close and personal poses in New Zealand and New York taken by friend and previous DIY contributor Lily Aldridge.

It must be a hard life being pro surfer Alana Blanchard, hanging around by the beach, splashing about in the water, going swimming with sharks. And all we can do is watch her and her friend enjoy themselves.

Rollerblading is dangerous on its own. But, what if you rollerbladed behind a motorcycle, connected only by a thin rope? In Pakistan? Well, that's a level of danger and/or teasing we barely know.

The policewoman in this news interview just: A) Remembered that she forgot to handcuff the murder suspect B) Pooped her pants c) Both A and B