How To Torture A French Bulldog!

A picture paints 10 billion words...."At first i was like GAZE....then i was like *drool*....but then i was like OM NOM NOM!" Same again tomorrow night!

Just look at these little kids playing with each other in perfect harmony. Isn't it lovely. Well guess again because these are the bullies of the future and they've filmed it for us. Be very afraid.

The German police take themselves very seriously. If you were to, say, poke them with a bright fuchsia vibrator and go on to perch a discarded ladies thong on their shoulder they would probably put you in cuffs. Just FYI.

If you've seen the hilariously bad Brad Pitt advert for Channel No.5 then you ought to appreciate this. It's not really Brad's fault, all perfume adverts are pretentious and stupid. It's a fundamental law of nature.

Yes, it was the day that nothing was happening anywhere in the world, so the news people had nothing to do but stand around and try to look like they weren’t just a waste of salary.

Those green pigs and those birds, are they so different after all? Maybe the whole egg stealing thing was just a massive misunderstanding and they were just borrowing them to keep them safe. I’m sure that was it.

Apparently, soccer chicks are very impressionable. First, Elizabeth Lambert goes postal at the college level, then this high school fight. Pretty soon, AYSO girl's - Lets get ready to RUMBLE ladies!!!

Party smart this year with THINK!’s Driver Friendly partnership initiative. Answer the above question to win a night out for you and three of your mates to a concert or comedy night of your choice.

If you can remember The lackluster D&D wannabe virtual reality show Knightmare, You’ve probably forgotten how bad it was, the weak-ass puzzles, storylines and godawful acting. This is so close to the actual show it's scary.

Next, cancer will spread to ALL forms of life.. WTF

This stupid kid smashes his head onto the bumper of a car after trying to jump out of a car window.